Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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