He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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