My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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