I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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