I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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