There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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