We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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