google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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