Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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