Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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