Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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