hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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