chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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