like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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