im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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