I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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