One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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