he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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