How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize