im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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