The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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