Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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