Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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