____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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