i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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