That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji