He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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