3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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