Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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