so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think a kid would responsible me up
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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