I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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