Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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