I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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