Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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