Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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