Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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