he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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