I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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