glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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