Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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