Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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