plz talk dirty to me
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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