you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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