69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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