please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
His nipple licking is glorious
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