There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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