i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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