fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
