your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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