: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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