how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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