I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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