isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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