so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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