Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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