we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize