the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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