Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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