IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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